Enron Corporate Challenge Muscle Tank

Ken Lay loves competition and hates to lose.
Some CEOs lead from the boardroom, others lead from the low post.

In 1998, the Houston corporate scene wasn't just about energy trading and aggressive accounting; it was about the glory of the Corporate Challenge. This piece commemorates a time when Enron’s competitive spirit extended to the basketball court, led by a man who treated every jump ball like a deregulated market opportunity. It is a tribute to the peak of 90s corporate hubris, where the jerseys were mesh and the vision for the future was as limitless as a Houston summer.

We printed this artifact of executive athleticism on a high-performance muscle tee designed to keep you cool when the heat from the auditors starts to rise. It’s built for maximum range of motion, whether you’re driving to the hoop or just trying to stay ahead of a federal investigation. This muscle tank features moisture-wicking fabric and UV protection.

Fabrication: 3.8 oz., 100% polyester with moisture-wicking technology and a removable label for added comfort.

It is for the finance historian who knows that the best way to handle a liability is to take it to the hole.

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