ENRON TANK

We love competition and hate to lose. Some CEOs lead from the boardroom, others lead from the low post. In 1998, the Houston corporate scene wasn't just about energy trading and aggressive accounting; it was about the glory of the Corporate Challenge. This piece commemorates a time when Enron’s competitive spirit extended to the basketball court, led by a someone who treated every jump ball like a deregulated market opportunity. It is a tribute to the peak of 90s corporate hubris, where the jerseys were mesh and the vision for the future was as limitless as a Houston summer.

We printed this artifact of executive athleticism on a high-performance muscle tee designed to keep you cool when the heat from the auditors starts to rise. It’s built for maximum range of motion, whether you’re driving to the hoop or just trying to stay ahead of a federal investigation.

It is for the finance historian who knows that the best way to handle a liability is to take it to the hole. Add to cart — before the assets are frozen.

Next Level N5013 Ladies' Festival Muscle Tank

• 3.5 oz.,

• 65% polyester / 35% combed ring-spun cotton

• 40 singles for extreme softness

• Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage

• 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar

• Clean finish

• Tear-away label