Pump You Up Tee
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Tired of Being a Pathetic Sack of Jell-O?
Hear me now and believe me later! Your favorite Austrian muscle mentors, Hanz and Franz, have finally opened their world-renowned fitness franchise, and you, my friend, are the first pathetic member. Straight from the golden age of Saturday Night Live, this t-shirt is the official uniform for the "Girly Man Gym," the only place dedicated to transforming you from a weak, sniveling crybaby into a slightly less weak, sniveling crybaby.
- Pre-shrunk and soft-washed fabric with garment dyeing for minimal shrinkage and a vintage look.
- Constructed with a twill-taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability.
- Features double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem, and a 1" ribbed collar with a double-needle topstitched neckline.
Fabrication: 100% US-grown ring spun cotton.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric's integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |
