Triscuits Institute Alumni Tee

Some things are lost to history.

Tim Robinson invented Triscuits and nobody will give him credit for it. In a 2019 sketch from I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, a man in a suit slowly unravels at a party, insisting with increasing desperation that he was the one who invented Triscuits, the wheat, the oil, the salt, and that history has simply moved on without acknowledging him. It's one of those bits that lodges in the brain and never quite leaves, mostly because of how committed Robinson is to a premise that has no exit ramp.

The Comfort Colors 1717 is the shirt you wear when you've been wronged by posterity. Garment-dyed and broken in before it ever hits your closet, it's got that soft, lived-in weight that feels like it's been through something, which feels appropriate. The TRISCUITS INSTITUTE sits on the chest like a proud school crest. Fabrication: 6.1 oz., 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a worn-in finish, relaxed unisex fit.

For fans of I Think You Should Leave who still think about this sketch more than is probably healthy.

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Comfort Colors C1717 Adult 6.1 oz. T-Shirt