{"product_id":"triscuits","title":"Triscuits Institute Alumni Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome things are lost to history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTim Robinson invented Triscuits and nobody will give him credit for it. In a 2019 sketch from \u003cem\u003eI Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson\u003c\/em\u003e, a man in a suit slowly unravels at a party, insisting with increasing desperation that he was the one who invented Triscuits, the wheat, the oil, the salt, and that history has simply moved on without acknowledging him. It's one of those bits that lodges in the brain and never quite leaves, mostly because of how committed Robinson is to a premise that has no exit ramp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Comfort Colors 1717 is the shirt you wear when you've been wronged by posterity. Garment-dyed and broken in before it ever hits your closet, it's got that soft, lived-in weight that feels like it's been through something, which feels appropriate. 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